Asshole
This is a slightly more complex game, but
very, very fun when mastered. This game requires a minimum of 5 people to play.
High boot factor.
The first hand of asshole is the
establishing hand. This will decide who is the President, V-Pres, Normal People,
and the Asshole for the next round.
Approxiametly 6 or 7 cards are dealt to each
player, depending on the number playing this can be higher or lower. The rank of
the cards is as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, ... 4, and
3.
Some is chosen to go first and they play a card, the next person has two
options:
- to play a card higher than (but not the
same) as the previous card.
- or to pass on that turn.
For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must
play HIGHER than a 4, the the next player has to play higher than that. A new
hand starts when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful
card). The last person to play a card, leads the next hand.
This proceeds until all players are rid of
their cards. The first player out of cards is the Pres for the next round, the
next out becomes the VP, the next players out are normal, and the last person
out is the Asshole.
However lets say that the person leading has
two 5's, this person may play them both, then the next player must play two of
the same card HIGHER than five; this player cannot play one card or three cards,
only two. As well, three, or even four, of the same card may be lead. The only
time a player may lay one card in a situation like this is if it is a two (the
power card); a single two, beats everything, and the hand ends followed by a new
lead.
The roles for each player are as follows:
- President:
- can make any player drink at any time,
no-one may make the President drink but self. The Pres is the first player
to start each round (benefits of power). And the Pres should never have to
refill own beer.
- Vice President:
- can make any player drink at any time
(except Pres), the only the Pres or self can make the VP drink. The VP goes
second in each round.
- Normal People:
- These players can make each other drink
as well as the Asshole. They play in the order they finished the previous
round; first normal out follows the VP, second normal out follows first,
etc.
- Asshole:
- for many reasons, this player is truly
the Asshole. This player has to do all dealing of cards, all sweeping of
cards after the hands, and can not make any other player drink. The asshole
plays last in each round.
A few recommendations, at the end of each
round, the players should move seats in order to reflect the hierachy, and
proper playing order. Play your lowest cards first. Abuse the power when Pres or
VP, but remember it will always come back to haunt you, especially when abusing
the Asshole.
Play as many rounds as desired.
Another version
This is another version with slightly
modified rules:
- First of all, the ideal number of people
to have play is four. If more than four play, take out enough cards
(starting with the threes) or add jokers (jokers come in as high cards -
higher than the two) to make sure everyone will be dealt an even number of
cards. If more than seven are playing, use two decks of cards. (Hierarchy of
cards (l->h) 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,J,Q,K,A,2,Joker)
- The object of the game is to get rid of
your cards first. The person who gets rid of their cards first becomes
President, the next becomes VP, and so on.
- The idea of the hierarchy (President,VP,Treasurer,.
. .,asshole) is that as soon as the cards are dealt you can make anyone
below you drink. Asshole also has some extra jobs. He must shuffle the
cards, sweep the cards after each round is played, and fill everyone's
drink. If there is too much for the asshole to do, and the game is slowing
down, vice-asshole will be requested to assist the asshole in his duties.
- Before the hand starts, President gives
the asshole his lowest card, and asshole gives the President his highest
card. If either is caught not giving his absolute lowest or highest card
(this means breaking up a pair of threes if you are the President) they are
automatic asshole for the next hand. If eight or more are playing, President
and asshole exchange their *two* highest and low- est cards, and VP and
vice-asshole exchange their *one* highest and lowest card.
- The President leads off the *first*
round. After the first round, whoever won the last round leads the next
round. If the person who won threw his last card, the lead follows to the
left.
- After the first card is led, play follows
down the hierarchy. When play reaches you, you can play or pass. You can
play by matching the card played or by playing a higher card. Also, if a
single card is led, you must follow with a single card. If a pair is led,
you must follow with a pair, and so on. If you can not match or beat the
card or cards played, you must pass play to the next player. Even if you can
play on the cards, you may choose to pass anyway (to save your high cards).
The last card played wins the round.
- Once a person leads, play only goes
around *once*. For example, if the President leads with a 5, VP plays a J,
Treasurer plays a 2, and the asshole passes, the round ends, and the
Treasurer leads since he won that round.
- Play continues until everyone has thrown
all of their cards and the hierarchy is established for the next hand.
Other fun ways to drink more:
- Before the hand starts, someone must give
the President a toast (this is an opportune time to kiss-ass to the
President). If no toast is presented, the President can give out his own
punishment.
- There is a "social" (everyone
must drink) when three cards of the same value are played in one round. Not
only for three cards played by different people, but also for triples!
- Then there is the board meeting. Everyone
starts drinking and is not allowed to stop drinking until the person above
him stops drinking (i.e. the VP cannot stop until the Pres. stops, the Tres.
cannot stop until the VP stops, et cetera). As you can see, this another
disadvantage of being the asshole (low man on the totem pole). Only the
President can call a board meeting.
Well, I think that about covers the rules.
It can sound like a difficult game at first (don't try to learn it drunk), but
it provides hours and hours of entertainment.