| Date | Hash # | Hares | Description |
| Sunday August 21 | TBD | Bulls Deep, He-Whore and Just Andrew | TBD Hares: Bulls Deep, He-Whore and Just Andrew |
| Sunday February 12 | 1494 | Hares: Choke-A-Bitch | Start location: 227 Fountainhead Ln, Fayetteville, NC 28301 Good Tidings: The distinct pleasure of your company is requested at the CTrH3 Black Dress Run. Please CTFU and join us for a day of classy merriment. Enjoy the sights and tastes of Historic Downtown Fayetteville. Hares: Choke-A-Bitch Be There: - Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: Identification; Top heavy virgins; Black dress; Hopes & dreams; and $ for a classy On- After at Huske. |
| Sunday February 5 | 1493 | All Hands On Clit and Just Sam | Start location: Carlie C's IGA @ 600 Cedar Creek Rd to be exact. Look for Hashers and park where they are… Hares: All Hands On Clit and Just Sam Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: $5 for trail, Cash for Haberdashery, VIRGINS, dry bag, and leave your fear of shiggy at home, not too much around here. Let’s have a good trail/pre-game, and then go watch the game!! |
| Sunday January 29 | 1492 | Hares: Chastitty Bono, Kneed Me Deeply and Arrrrbys | Start location: Back Pocket Bar 3116 Bragg Blvd Hares: Chastitty Bono, Kneed Me Deeply and Arrrrbys Be There: - Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Since she feels shiggy is overrated it will be a beer and possibly shot heavy trail. No need for dry bags, Trail is A to A. There will be food after end circle to sober you bitches up because you WILL be drunk when were done with you. What to bring: $5 for trail, Cash for Haberdashery, VIRGINS, alcohol, sex toys, nursing bras, ect… Leave your attitude at home... Chastitty has enough for us all and it’s her b-day… |
| Sunday January 22 | 1491 | Hares: Mystery Hare(s) | Start location: Behind Jester's Pub in the Food Lion Shopping Center, 6575 Fisher Rd, at the intersection of Strickland Bridge Rd (Park in front of Jester’s and meet around back) Trail is A to A. Hares: Mystery Hare(s) Be There: - Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: $5 for trail, Cash for Haberdashery, dry bag and of course, for the love of PBR, FEMALE VIRGINS! |
| Sunday January 15 | 1490 | VIV, Just 3 Miles, and Widemouth | Food Lion at corner of Country Club Dr. and Rosehill Trail is A to B. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday January 8 | 1489 | Hares: Creepy Leaks, Will Stop for Pre-Op and Just Scott | Start location: Lumbee River Electric parking lot at corner of Rim and Old Raeford Rd. Trail is A to A. Hares: Creepy Leaks, Will Stop for Pre-Op and Just Scott Be There: - Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: $5 for trail, Cash for Haberdashery, dry bag and of course, VIRGINS! |
| Sunday January 1 | 1488 | Hokie Poke Me | Start location: Parking lot in front of Food Lion located at Rim and Cliffdale Roads. Trail is A to B. Hares: Hokie Poke Me Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: Bring cash for Haberdashery, dry bag... And of course, Virgins!! On-After: At the Mansion... if you don’t know where it is ask someone... All mansion activities are bring your own beer/snacks/etc. |
| Sunday December 18 | 1487 | Hares: Scared of Pussy, Manuel Labor and Just Yanette | Start location: 7071 Raeford Rd, parking on the left side of the building near the sandwich shop. Hares: Scared of Pussy, Manuel Labor and Just Yanette Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: Wear your favorite “SPIC” gear, bring cash for Haberdashery, dry bag…. And of course, Virgins!! On-After: TBD…. |
| Saturday December 10 | 1486 | Army of Dark Whores | Baymont Hotel, 2910 Sigma St., Fayetteville, NC Carolina Trash Prom from HELL!!! |
| Sunday December 4 | 1485 | Bulls Deep, Chk Chk ZZZZZ and Just Soulless Redhead | Texas Lake off Honeycutt Rd. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 , Hunter Orange or other bright colored appareal! It's hunting season and hunting is legal on Sundays now. |
| Sunday November 27 | 1484 | Hares: HEFFER, Choke A Bitch and The Young and The Bushless | Start location: 4551 Yadkin Road, parking lot right next to Planned Parenthood (we are thankful for Plan B) DO NOT park in their parking lot but rather the back lot of the Fort Bragg Credit Union parking lot right beside it. Hares: HEFFER, Choke A Bitch and The Young and The Bushless Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Cum dressed as either a pilgrim or an Indian (feather not dot) Trail is A to A What to bring: Bring Virgins!!! Trail is A to A On-After: TBD |
| Sunday November 20 | 1483 | Hares: Hermie, Wide Mouth Bass and 2 x NFHN | Start location: Behind Arby's (no not AAARRRRRBBBBBBBBBYS) in Spring Lake. 301 Murchison Road, basically straight out the Fort Bragg Spring Lake gate. Hares: Hermie, Wide Mouth Bass and 2 x NFHN Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: Bring Virgins!!! Traial is A to B On-After: TBD |
| Sunday November 13 | 1482 | Dr. N.I.L.F. | Start: Inova Tech at 6916 Cliffdale Road. Within the shopping center at Cliffdale and Reilly Hares: Dr. N.I.L.F. The Doctor’s orders What to bring: 1. 2 brain cells you can rub together and call common sense 2. Virgins (see 1) 3. A buddy with common sense if you can’t spare, or don’t possess, the aforementioned 2 brain cells 4. Wampum 5. Warm, dry clothes for post trail (no water crossings, but it might be soggy) Special instructions: Trail will be A to B’ish. |
| Sunday November 6 | 1481 | Hares: I See White People and Head Teller | Start location: Coffman Commons on the corner of Legion Rd and Elk Rd by South View High School. Hares: I See White People and Head Teller Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: Bring Virgins!!! No idea what else cause, Whitie is a slack ass….. just saying….. On-After: TBD |
| Sunday October 30 | 1480 | Hares: Spring-roll Hole and Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Pickles… Blech! | Start location: Extreme back left-hand corner of parking lot near Amtrac station downtown. Hares: Spring-roll Hole and Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Pickles… Blech! Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: Your best ghoul, ghost, clown or what ever you are planning to be for Halloween! Bring Virgins!!! Bring some cash for On-After….. Bring some intestinal fortitude…. And don’t be afraid of grave yards!! On-After: Huske Hardware House |
| Sunday October 23 | 1479 | Hares: Quicker Dicker Upper, Normal Bait & Switch and Just Kaycie | Start location: LBM Computer Repair, 217 Hope Mills Rd, parking on the left side of the building. Hares: Quicker Dicker Upper, Normal Bait & Switch and Just Kaycie Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: Virgins!!! And a dry bag, possibly A to B…. On-After: TBD…. |
| Sunday October 16 | 1478 | Bulls Deep and Rule of Thumb | 3333 N. Main St. Hope Mills, NC It is near the intersection of N. Main St and Golfview Rd Show up at 2pm. Bring a dry bag, $5, and money for Prom. |
| Sunday October 9 | 1477 | Spring-roll Hole, Mouth Full of Daddy and Just Dan | Parking area across from Mott Lake on Plank Rd. Not beside the lake, across the street from it. It may take a few minutes longer to get there due to gates being closed, plan accordingly...... Show up at 2pm. Hares Away 2:30pm. Pack away 2:45pm. Bring a dry bag. |
| Sunday October 2 | 1476 | If My Toys Could Talk and Just Megan | Walmart on Raeford Rd at Gillis Hill Rd, park in the back. Show up at 2pm. Hares Away 2:30pm. Pack away 2:45pm. |
| Sunday September 25 | 1475 | Strawberry Shortcock and Bulls Deep (and no, you silly no names can't hare with us). | Location: Family Dollar Store, 2800 Ramsey St. Park in the back. Hares: Strawberry Shortcock and Bulls Deep (and no, you silly no names can't hare with us). Time: Show up at 2pm. Hares Away 2:30pm. Pack away 2:45pm. What to Bring: $5. A dry bag. Shoes. An actual desire to do trail. Floaties if you can't swim. 15 pennies. Waffles. BOOBIES!!! On After: We will be back at Izzy's Sports Bar. They liked us so much, they're begging us to come back, and plan to offer drink specials. Oh, and free food. |
| Sunday September 18 | 1474 | AddaDick2me and Mystery Hare! | IZZY's Sports Bar 150 Andrews Rd (Shopping center at intersection of Ramsey and Andrews) Park out front and circle up in back... we have permission to put the beer truck behind there... Hares: AddaDick2me and Mystery Hare! Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 What to bring: First Aid kit, Geo-locator, Boobies, Hurricane survival gear, dry bag, safety goggles, Boobies, A snow cone and 14 pennies! On-After: Will be at Izzy’s as well they are looking forward to meeting the Trash so let’s give them a first impression they will not forget! |
| Sunday September 11 | 1473 | Strawberry Shortcock and Hermies | Start location: 1060 Lillington Highway/210 REA Shopping Center. It's the next shopping center on the right past the Walmart shopping center coming from Bragg Blvd onto 210. Hares: Strawberry Shortcock and Hermies Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Special Instructions Wankers!!!! Theme 9/11 Memorial Red, White, and Blue Trail. Trail is not dog friendly unless you have wonder dog that leaps tall building with a single bounds and comes with climbing gear and a set of floaties A change of clothes is strongly suggested. And the ususal…VIRGINS, bug spray, $5 for trail, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, a dry bag!.....and of course cash for On-After. On-After: Spring Lake VFW on Pine Knoll Dr. |
| Sunday September 4 | 1472 | The Young and The Bushless, Just Katie and Just Saska | Behind Kohl's Department Store 255 Glensford Dr., Fayetteville, NC Hares: The Young and The Bushless, Just Katie and Just Saska Special Instructions Wankers!!!! 1. Pimps and Hoes! 2.Trail Will Be A to A. 3.Bring Virgins!!! And the ususal… bug spray, $5 for trail, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, a dry bag!.....and of course cash for On-After. On-After: Hooters |
| Sunday August 28 | 1471 | Hares: Dolly Style and Just Brad | Start location: In front of "Harbor Freight Tools" 1330 Clinton Rd, Fayetteville, NC Hares: Dolly Style and Just Brad Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Special Instructions Wankers!!!! 1.Dress Executively Professional! (Look Nice And Presentable!)...There Will Be Cars Passing By 2.Have Homemade Or Real Business Cards To Pass Out To Other Fellow Hashers. 3.Bring Photo ID's!!! And Maybe Extra Cash... 4.Trail Will Be(A2B)-ish. 5.Don't Get Mad,Freak Out, Or Take The Office Goldfish!!! 6.Baseball Bats And Shattered Eye Glasses Are Welcome!!! 7....Chainsaws Are Always Welcome!!! 8.Bring Dry Bag...Only If You Have The Balance Of A Naked Fire Jumper!!! 9.There Will Be Pole Dancing : ) 10.Bring Virgins!!! Definately If They Look Like They Came From Waterworld Or Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome!!! And the ususal… bug spray, $5 for trail, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, a dry bag!.....and of course cash for On-After. On-After: TBD |
| Sunday August 21 | 1470 | Bulls Deep, He-Whore and Just Andrew | Dicks Sporting Goods at 2051 Skibo Road Fayetteville, NC Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday August 14 | 1469 | Hares: Strawberry Shortcock and Just Mike | Behind the Train Station in Downtown Fayetteville. The Address for the Subway that is there is 472 Hay St. Park way in the back. Hares: Strawberry Shortcock and Just Mike. Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Bring: Virgins, bug spray, $5 for trail, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, a dry bag maybe a flashlight and ID!!!.....and of course cash for On-After. On-After: BS Jones, 2926 Ft. Bragg Rd. |
| Sunday August 7 | 1468 | Hokie, Pickles and Just Emme, and Welcome Homo's Farewell Trail! | Food Lion at the corner of Cliffdale and Rim Road. 8175 Cliffdale Road, Fayetteville, NC 28314 Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Bring: Virgins, bug spray, $5 for trail, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, a dry bag and ID!!!.....and BYOE for On-After On-After: The Mansion, to say farewell to Welcome Homo and name Just Emme. BYOE! Hares: Hokie, Pickles and Just Emme, and Welcome Homo's Farewell Trail! |
| Sunday July 31 | 1467 | Stumpslayre, Just Kevin, Just Chuck | Texas Lake on Honeycutt Road, near Simmons Army Airfield Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Bring: Virgins, bug spray, $5 for trail, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, a very good flotation device and a dry bag!!!.....and of course cash for On-After. On-After: TBD |
| Sunday July 24 | 1466 | Strawberry Shortcock, Trashy Transvestite, and Hedgehog | Tallywood Shopping Center on Raeford Rd. Show up at 2pm. Bring a flashlight and a dry bag. |
| Thursday July 21 | 1465.5 | Strawberry Shortcock and Just Karen | Behind the Rock Shop Time: Gather at 6:30pm, Hares away at 6:45pm, Pack away at 7pm. Bring: $5 hash cash, a flash light, naming suggestions, ghetto protection device, and your mommy (not of the hatchet variety). On-After: The Rock Shop |
| Sunday July 17 | 1465 | Scared of Pussy, Just Lukah & Just Devin | Parking lot behind Paddy’s (ish) Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Bring: Virgins, bug spray, $5 for trail, a dry bag, a vessel, $ for haberdashery and cash for On-After. On-After: TBD |
| Sunday July 10 | 1464 | PBJ and TriSwineGina | 6529 Valley Falls Road Hope Mills Show up at 2pm bitches. |
| Sunday July 3 | 1463 | If My Toys Could Talk, Lazy Anus, and Just Karen | 520 S Reilly Road near Jumpers Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 26 | 1462 | Doublemint Cum, Dr. N.I.L.F., and Mommy Hatchet | Vacant shopping center next to the post office in Hope Mills. The address of the post office is 3215 North Main Street. Flotation devices are recommended for non-swimmers, Virgins, $5 for trail, a dry bag is STRONGLY encouraged, a vessel, and money for habadashery. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 19 | 1461 | AddaDick2Me, He Whore, and Honeynut Gloryhole | 4251 Legion Road, Fayetteville Represent for Daddy with your best dress shirt and tie (sextra credit for food stains and a cigar), Big breasted Virgins (because Daddy likes those). Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 12 | 1460 | Norman Bait-and-Switch and For Me to Poop On | Food Lion at 4106 Raeford Road Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 5 | 1459 | Mommy Hatchet and others | Meet up in the parking lot behind the Blockbuster Video at 5701 Yadkin Road Show up at 2pm. This is the 6th Anal "I'm Not With Stupid Anymore" trail. Dress Code is the same: Male hashers wear your Ranger panties for the topless group picture...harrierettes, be sure to cover up for trail. If you're interested in the Saturday pre-lube, it's the Blues and Brews Festival. Copy and paste the link for more information. http://www.cfrt.org/bluesnbrews.php |
| Sunday May 29 | 1458 | Father Weed and Cooter Stew | Casa de Lazy Anus, 6617 Sherrod drive Fayetteville NC Show up at 2pm. Bring: Everyone MUST bring a flotation device. This can be a raft, boogie board, arm floaties, blow-up doll ( the more insert spots in the doll, the better), really, really, strongly built, inflatable, condoms....well, hell, you get the point, Virgins, $5 for trail, a dry bag is STRONGLY encouraged, a vessel, and money for habadashery. You must leave your dignity at home and your bitching in the car. On-After: On-After will be at LA's house, bring your own EVERYTHING |
| Sunday May 22 | 1457 | Spring-roll Hole and Ketchup, Mustard, Onions, Pickles…BLECH! | 5945 Cliffdale Road, behind Cliffdale Square. Show up at 2pm. NO DOGS (trail is not dog friendly), Virgins, $5 for trail, a dry bag, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, and cash for On-After. |
| Sunday May 15 | 1456 | Doublemint Cum, Bulls Deep, and Just Ray | A Brand New Food Lion!!! Come on out and help pop the cherry of the Food Lion at 1738 Bingham Dr in Fayetteville. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday May 8 | 1455 | Hungry Hungry Camel Toe and Lazy Anus | 235 Person St. (Fayetteville) in the lot behind Ramona's Cafe and Restaurant Show up at 2pm...Everyone wear a disposable white shirt. Wife beaters are preferred (they are the trashiest of all white shirts). Your shirt will not be wearable again. |
| Saturday April 30 | 1454 | Strawberry Shortcock and Trashy Transvestite | Casa De Stump...317 Bostic Rd., Raeford, NC 28376 - Cheap Mexican Campout. Trail Starts at 1pm. |
| Sunday April 24 | 1453 | Mommy Hatchet and Just Lori | 5052 Yadkin Rd. Park in front and meet up around back. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday April 17 | 1452 | AddaDick2Me, The Young and the Bushless, and Indiana Combover | 2854 Kentberry Ave, Fayetteville AKA The Bushless Manor Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday April 10 | 1451 | Army of Dark Whores and Doctor NILF | Food Lion at 8175 Cliffdale Road at the intersection of Rim Road Show up at 2pm bitches. Bring money for Cheap Mexican. |
| Sunday April 3 | 1450 | Yellow Summer Stream, Just Skye, and a SUPER SECRET MYSTERY HARE! | Waffle House at 5515 Raeford Road. It's at the intersection of Raeford Rd. and Skibo Rd. There is parking behind the Waffle House and behind the building next to Waffle House. Show up at 2pm bitches. Bring money for Cheap Mexican. |
| Sunday March 27 | 1449 | Thunderclots EWW!!!!!!!!!, Black and White with Cum All Over, and Just Cassie | 720 Tuscarora Drive, Spring Lake. Show up at 2pm bitches. Bring money for Cheap Mexican. |
| Sunday March 20 | 1448 | Doublemint Cum, The Big Lezbowski, and Lick Me More | Parking lot across the street from 208 North Racepath Street in Fayetteville. It is behind the Food Lion that is on Eastern Blvd. GREEN DRESS RUN!!! Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday March 13 | 1447 | Titty Titty Bang Slurp and Just Marshall | Massey Hill Park. Look for an inline skating rink directly across the street from 616 Fair Street. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Remember that Daylight Savings Time begins this Sunday, so don't be that asshat that shows up at the wrong time. |
| Sunday March 6 | 1446 | AddaDick2Me, Just Patrick, and Just Amy | Behind the Dollar Tree at 7715 Raeford Road. Show up at 2pm bitches. |
| Sunday February 27 | 1445 | Bless Me Father for I Have Baked and The Cockodile Hunter | Hobby Lobby. 1748 Skibo Road. Show up at 2pm bitches. |
| Sunday February 20 | 1444 | Arab in the Rafters, Scared of Pussy, and Just Brian | Mott Lake on Plank Road. Park in the eastern parking lot. If coming from Fort Bragg, that's the parking lot on the right before you get to the lake. For better directions, contact one of the hares. Show up at 2pm bitches. |
| Sunday February 13 | 1443 | HEFFER, Choke a Bitch, and Just Ama | La Casa de Choke. 2301 Morganton Road. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45. BROKEN HEARTS TRAIL: This is a black dress run. Everyone wear your skimpiest black dresses and bring something that belonged to an ex or from someone who has done you wrong. There will be surprises! On After will be provided by Choke a Bitch. Donations are appreciated. |
| Sunday February 6 | 1442 | For Me to Poop On, Just Shannon, and a Mystery Hare | Behind Golds Gym in Hope Mills. 2485 Hope Mills Road. Happy Half Hour 1pm, Hares Off 1:30, Pack Away 1:45Bring: Virgins, $5 for trail, a dry bag, a vessel, $ for haberdashery, and cash for On-After. On-After: Super Bowl Party at The Mansion. Come out and say farewell to Fahr! Note: In case you missed it up above in this email, the start time is one hour earlier this week due to the Super Bowl and the party at The Mansion |
| Sunday January 30 | 1441 | Niagra Cunt, Norman Bait n Switch, and Just Ian | Home Depot at 2060 Skibo Road. Park in front and walk around the left side of the building to the tree line. Look for drunkards. Everyone cum out for Niagra's Birthday Trail! Wear your best Birthday Suit!. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday January 23 | 1440 | IUD, Doublemint Cum, and Mommy Hatchet | Skyland Plaza in Spring Lake. That’s the shopping center at the intersection of 87 and 210. The best actual address according to Google Maps is 237 Skyland Plaza. That’s the address of Cici’s Pizza. “Take’n It Back to Our White TRASH Roots” ….with a flashback to 8 Mile. It’s time to break out your favorite white trash attire. That means wife beaters, mullets, cut off jean shorts, trucker hats, maybe even a NASCAR t-shirt or two. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday January 16 | 1439 | Norman Bait and Switch | Meet up behind Harris Teeter at 2800 Raeford Road Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday January 9 | 1438 | Blackie, Titty Titty Bang Slurp, Just Mike, and Just Ang | Mott Lake (off of Plank Rd.) Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday January 2 | 1437 | FahrFromFuken and Hokie Poke Me | Food Lion at 8175 Cliffdale Road. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Saturday January 1 | 1436 | Some hungover fucker left over from the NYE party. | The Mansion--6959 Calamar Dr. Um...1ish...maybe? Depending on how we feel. THERE WILL BE A SUNDAY TRAIL!!! |
| Sunday December 26 | 1435 | FahrFromFuken | 1806 Skibo Road. Meet up next to the old Goody's building Show up at 2pm bitches. |
| Sunday December 19 | 1434 | Doublemint Cum and Mommy Hatchet | 3001 Camden Road at the former Eckerds building. It's on the corner of Camden Road and North Main Street in Hope Mills. Crazy Christmas Cranium Cover Trail. Wear your craziest Christmas or holiday themed hat. Show up at 2pm. |
| Saturday December 11 | 1433 | Aunt Eat Her??? | Baymont Inn And Suites 2910 Signian St Fayetteville NC 28303 PROM FROM HELL 2010 |
| Sunday December 5 | 1432 | Norman and Someone else... | Food Lion at 342 N. Eastern Blvd It's the Pearl Harbor Hash. Dress up as a Seamen, a Nurse, a Japanese Soldier, or even a Zombie Soldier. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday November 28 | 1431 | Army of Dark Whores and Achmed's Ladder | 2600 Carlyle st or the intersection of Pelt Dr & Carlyle St. It's off of Murchison rd behind McLambs Auto Salvage Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday November 21 | 1430 | Choke-a-Bitch (for real this time) HEFFER, Hokie Poke Me and The Illustrious Just Todd!!! | Park in the lot in front of Lea's Bar at 1185 North Bragg Blvd. in Spring Lake. Walk around the back of the building, look for deviants. Show up at 2pm. In honor of Turkey Day and all the things we're thankful for (Porn; beer; cooter, I mean, pumpkin pie; shiggy; bacon; Boobies...) we're doing a Thanksgiving theme! We will have samplings of some of the things we are thankful for and, we're dressing like Pilgrims and Indians (feather, not dot). So you should too. And somebody dress like a Pilgrim for cripes sake, we can't all be heathens!!! |
| Sunday November 14 | 1429 | Kneed Me Deeply, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and Just Mike | Trail will start at the Morganton Arms Apts. 2203 Morganton Rd. but you need to park across the street at Beth Israel, 2204 Morganton Rd. Bring 5 bucks, Show up at 2pm. On-After provided by the Hares. |
| Sunday November 7 | 1428 | Strawberry Shortcock and Just Tim | Texas Pond. No address but it is off Honeycutt Rd between Murchison Rd and MacArthur Ave. Call Shorty or Fahr at (901) 916-8517 if you need help getting there. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday October 31 | 1427 | Blackie and White W/Cum All Over and I See Whitey People | FOOD LION! 3037 Legion Rd, Fayetteville, NC It's Halloween Biotches. Show up at 2pm for the Blackie/Whitey extravaganza!!! |
| Sunday October 24 | 1426 | Fahrfromfuken and Just Josh (Choke's sexy hubby) | 5701 Yadkin Rd., behind the Blockbuster- look for halfminds $10 for trail (because there will be some much better beer than we usually have on trail), Virgins, a dry bag, a vessel, a whistle and money for all your haberdashery needs and On-After. There will be WPTB shirts available. Shirts are $10 if you pay for trail or $13 if you just want the shirt. |
| Sunday October 17 | 1425 | FahrFromFuken | FOOD LION! 3300 Rosehill Rd, at the intersection with Country Club Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday October 10 | 1424 | Man-He_Shoveitz | Mazerick Park---the entrance near 621 Pearl St. Show up at 2pm. There will be extra credit events, so bring an ID. |
| Sunday October 3 | 1423 | Strawberry Shortcock and Just Wayne | Chicago Dr. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday September 26 | 1422 | AddaDick2Me, Choke a Bitch and Just Alex | 5515 Raeford Rd (Its a wafflehouse at the skibo/raeford rd intersection- Parking in the back of the bldg next door) Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday September 19 | 1421 | Blackie, PBJ, and Norman | 1886 N. Bragg Blvd. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday September 12 | 1420 | Scared of Pussy and Just Meri | Food Lion - 7071 Raeford Rd. Show up at 2pm. |
| Saturday September 11 | 1419.5 | TRASH FLOATS!!! | 294 Civitan Rd., Lumberton. 12pm. |
| Sunday September 5 | 1419 | Hokie Poke Me, St. Ump Slayer and Yellow Summer Stream | Food Lion - 8175 Cliffdale Rd at the corner of Cliffdale and Rim Show up at 2pm. |
| Saturday September 4 | 1418.5 | ||
| Sunday August 29 | 1418 | Doublemint Cum and Mommy Hatchet | The CVS At 3966 SOUTH MAIN STREET HOPE MILLS, NC 28348 Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday August 22 | 1417 | Bless Me, Choke a Bitch, and Just Weed | Parking lot next to Fat Daddy's at 1918 Skibo Road. Look for deviants. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday August 15 | 1416 | My Name is Jack | Food Lion 150 Andrews Rd, at the corner of Ramsey Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday August 8 | 1415 | Niagra Cunt and All Hands on Clit | Food Lion, 342 N Eastern Blvd Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday August 1 | 1414 | It Puts the Lotion On Its Skin Or It Gets The Hose Again and Kneed Me Deeply | 1502 Stonewood Dr., Fayetteville, NC 28306 Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday July 25 | 1413 | Heffer and Wet & Mild | 2104 A Beech St., Fayetteville, NC 28303 Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday July 18 | 1412 | Aunt Eat Her | Boundary Line Lake Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday July 11 | 1411 | Doublemint Cum and World of Soreshaft | 1748 Skibo Rd (Next to the old Goody's) Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday July 4 | 1410 | Strawberry Shortcock and a new guy. | Raeford Rd. Walmart. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 27 | 1409 | Mommy Hatchet and Wide Mouth Bass | The Big Blue Whale!!! Rowan Park, located at 725 W. Rowan St. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 20 | 1408 | Doublemint Cum and World of Soreshaft | Food Lion - 7071 Raeford Rd. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 13 | 1407 | Titty Titty Bang Slurp | End of Camden Rd., right past the intersection of Camden Rd. and Whitfield St. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday June 6 | 1406 | Mommy Hatchet, My Name is Jack, and Pack My Shoot | Aaron's Furniture @2481 Hope Mills Rd. Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday May 30 | 1405 | I See White People and Chestnuts | Dead Sports Zone at 2417 Hope Mills Rd. 28304 Show up at 2pm. White and Chestnuts BDAY Trail. |
| Sunday May 23 | 1404 | Mugafillupagus | Food lion at the corner of Morganton and reilly 102 S Reilly Rd, Fayetteville, NC Show up at 2pm. |
| Sunday May 16 | 1403 | Dude! Where's My Nut? and Smothered Uncovered | Train station downtown at 472 Hay Street Dom Deluise Memorial Trail? Wear a Muumuu. Happy half hour 2pm, Hares away 2:30pm, Pack away 2:45pm. |
| Sunday May 9 | 1402 | HEFFER and Choke A Bitch | Cedarwood Shopping Center on 210 in Spring Lake, on the right just past Wal Mart. Head out Bragg Blvd. and keep right in Spring Lake Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares away 2:30pm, Pack away 2:45pm. BRING YOUR ID!!! |
| Sunday May 2 | 1401 | It Puts the Lotion On Its Skin Or It Gets The Hose Again and Kneed Me Deeply | Beside Paddy's Pub. 2606 Raeford Road Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares off 2:30, Pack away 2:45 |
| Saturday April 24 | 1400 | If My Toys Could Talk, and others | The Raeford Drop Zone, 143 Airport Dr., Raeford, NC 28376. This is the site of the best damn CTrH3 1400 campout ever. REGO NOW!!! |
| Sunday April 18 | 1399 | FahrFromFuken, Panda Pancake, Just Jesse | 155 Bonanza Drive, Fayetteville, 28303. This is at the corner of Bonanza and Morganton Rds. Happy half hour at 2pm, Hares away 2;30pm, Pack away 2:45 pm. Rego for 1400!!! |
| Sunday April 11 | 1398 | Norman Bait-n-Switch and Just Li | Glensford Shopping Center. At the intersection of Morganton and Glensford, near All American Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares away 2:30pm, pack away 2:45pm. Bring a DRY BAG. |
| Sunday April 4 | 1397 | Your evil Easter bunnies Strawberry Shortcock and FahrFromFuken | Mott Lake. No address so here's d'erections: Coming from Fayetteville, Drive down 401 / Raeford Rd. and take a right on Wayside Rd., go about 1.6 miles and take a left onto Plank Rd. (at the stop sign), Go about 5 miles down Plank Rd. and turn right into the first entrance at the lake. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares off 2:30, Pack away 2:45. |
| Sunday March 28 | 1396 | If My Toys Could Talk and Just Jimmy | Carlie C's IGA 3501 N Main St. Hope Mills, NC (intersection of Main St. and Rockfish Rd.) Happy Half Hour at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, Pack away at 2:45pm. |
| Sunday March 21 | 1395 | Doublemint Cum, Scared of Pussy, and Just Jeff | Jesters pub 6577 fisher road. Meet up around back Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares away 2:30pm, Pack away 2:45pm. |
| Sunday March 14 | 1394 | Dude! Where's My Nut and Smothered Uncovered | Roundabout Skating Center, 880 Elm St., Fayetteville, NC GREEN DRESS RUN!!! Bring $5 and your ID, Trail is NOT DOG FRIENDLY. Show up at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, Pack away at 2;45pm |
| Sunday March 7 | 1393 | I See White People and Just Tabetha | Behind Dollar General in Hope Mills on Legion Rd. |
| Sunday February 28 | 1392 | Adda Dic 2 Me, Toad the Bent Sprocket, Just Aaron | 1328 Butterwood Circle, Fayetteville, NC Happy Half Hour 2:00, Hares Away 2:30, Pack Away 2:45. Bring a dry bag and money for 1400 |
| Sunday February 21 | 1391 | Just Erin and Just Ashley with Dude Where's My Nut? and Smothered Uncovered | Texas Lake (or Texas Pond) on Honeycutt Rd. between Murchison and MacArthur Thats right, the no names get top billing cause they're way hotter. Show up at 2pm for Happy Half Hour, Hares Away at 2:30pm, and Pack Away at 2:45pm. Bring Money for 1400!!! |
| Sunday February 14 | 1390 | Mommy Hatchet and StumpSlayer | CC DICKson Co. 725 E. Russell "The Love Muscle" Street, Fayetteville. VDay, so that means it's time for the Black Dress Run. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, Pack away at 2:45pm. Trail is $5, bring an extra $5 to get an extra special giveaway. |
| Sunday February 7 | 1389 | StumpSlayer, FahrFromFuken and Hokie Poke Me | Food Lion at 8175 Cliffdale Rd. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Away 2:30pm, Pack Away 2:45pm....Super Bowl Party at the Playboy Mansion! There will be some chili, snacks and beer but please bring something in the way of booze or munchies to help feed and quench the masses. If you're too damn lazy to do this, donations will be accepted. |
| Sunday January 31 | 1388 | Chastitty Bono | Behind The Firehouse Pub 4619 Yadkin Rd Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday January 24 | 1387 | Norman, BareACooter and Just Dave | Behind the Family Dollar at 4112 Raeford, at the Intersection of Ireland Dr. Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 |
| Sunday January 17 | 1386 | American Midol and Just Mari | 5507 Glenrock Dr Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45. Delicious munchies provided by our very own American Midol (Donations Accepted) PLEASE RSVP to this message or ljaeger9000@gmail.com if you are staying for on-after so she can get a head (yes, I said it) count. |
| Saturday January 16 | 1385 | Cooter Stew, Dictaphone, and Father Weed | Honeycutt Park, 325 Devers St. Off Ft. Bragg Rd. Special Saturday Trail. Gather at 2pm, Hares Away at 2:30pm, Pack Away at 2:45pm. ***There will still be a Sunday Trail*** |
| Sunday January 10 | 1384 | Adda Dick 2 Me, Fidel Ass Bro, Norman Bait-n-Switch and Just Mike | Jester's Pub in the Food Lion! Shopping Center 6575 Fisher Rd, at the intersection of Strickland Bridge Rd (Park up front and meet around back) Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30, Pack Away 2:45 Bring: Your Geek Gear fit to ring in the celebrations of 011010, to include pocket protectors, glasses complete with tape, misshapen pontails, highwater pants, $5, A Virgin (maybe we can attract a couple), a vessel, your gloves, your calculator and of course an apple for teacher! |
| Sunday January 3 | 1383 | Norman Bait-n-Switch and BareACooter | 2799 Lake Club Drive, Fayetteville, 28304. Drive to the end of the road and look for deviants (all the way to the end; no, keep going... there we are). Bring: $5 for trail, Virgins (who am I kidding, there isn't going to be an unviolated person within a 50 mi. radius), Girls who like Girls, A dry bag, a vessel, the tattered remains of your liver. |
| Friday January 1 | 1382 | FahrFromFuken | The Mansion |
| Sunday December 27 | 1381 | Adda Dick 2 Me | 6900 Old Raeford Road (Boat Launch diagonal from Lake Rim Park) Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30 (ish depending on the hangover santa has!), Pack Away 2:45 Bring: The stuff Santa left his special little presents on... better known as his half-elves, $5 for trail, What Virgins are left after Santa visited all the houses, A dry bag (yes, you will need it), an extra pair of shoes for Bless Me, rotten bread for the ducks, the stupidest hat you have, YOU, a vessel, whats left of your liver, and some coal (I know you naughty children got some). On-After: Will be at CiCi's Pizza tentatively... I believe the wanks should be open. |
| Sunday December 20 | 1380 | Kneed Me Deeply, Tickle Me Imahoe and Just James | Behind Harris Teeter, 2800 Raeford Road Be There: Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares Off 2:30pm, Pack Away 2:45pm Bring: A can of food to donate to the Food Bank and your Santa Hat, Virgins Virgins Virgins! a dry bag, vessel, ID and $5 for trail |
| Sunday December 13 | 1379 | Rest Your Piece In My Ass and Karma Hates My Parents | Fayetteville Soccer Association - 445 Treetop Dr. (Off Ramsey St.) Happy Half Hour 2pm, Hares off 2:30, Pack away 2:45, Bring Virgins Virgins Virgins! a dry bag, vessel and $5 for trail |
| Saturday December 5 | 1378 | FahrFromFuken & Scared of Pussy | Regency Inn, 521Ramsey Street Prom From Hell!!!!! |
| Sunday November 29 | 1377 | Aunt Eat Her | Boundary Line Lake. It's off of MacArthur Rd. going away from Ramsey and towards post. |
| Sunday November 22 | 1376 | If My Toys Could Talk and Super Secret Mystery Hare | Food Lion! at 7071 Raeford Road |
| Sunday November 15 | 1375 | Dude, Where's My Nut, Smothered Uncovered, and Just Jackie | Behind the train station downtown. The address for the Subway there is 472 Hay St. Wear your best Toga for Trail!!! On-After at Huske Hardware. |
| Sunday November 8 | 1374 | FahrFromFuken | 5701 Yadkin Rd. (Blockbuster) Meet up behind the buildings on Bonanza Rd. On-After: TBD, probably Tung Sing on Yadkin. |
| Sunday November 1 | 1373 | I See White People and Just Adrianna | Bi Lo in Hope Mills |
| Sunday October 25 | 1372 | Stunt Kneed Me Deeply and Stunt FahrFromFuken | 4120(ish) Raeford Rd. At the intersection of Raeford and Ireland. Building with Lee Furniture/Family Dollar/USA Flooring. Park in front, circle up around back. |
| Sunday October 18 | 1371 | AddaDick2Me and Scroturade | 1748 Skibo Rd. - The old Goody's Building next to Hobby Lobby Park in the parking spaces on the side of the building going around the back of Goody's |
| Sunday October 11 | 1370 | If My Toys Could Talk, Bless Me Father for I have Baked, and Just Danny | Lowes at 3909 Ramsey St. |
| Sunday October 4 | 1368 | PBJ, Back Pocket, and Mystery Hare | 6529 Valley Falls Rd., Hope Mills, NC 28348 G-Spot Invades Trash to celebrate PBJ's 500th Trash Trail!!! |
| Sunday September 20 | 1367 | Norman Bait -n- Switch and Yellow Summer Stream | Round-A-Bout Skating Rink: 880 Elm St. |
| Sunday September 13 | 1366 | Hokie Poke Me, Dude Where's My Nut, and Just Shannon | Food Lion, 3300 Rosehill Rd. at the corner of Rosehill and Country Club Hokie's B-Day and 10th Analversary Trail |
| Thursday September 3 | 1365 | StumpSlayre, Norman Bait & Swith, & somebody else. | Harbor Freight Tool USA, 1330 Clinton Rd., Fayetteville, NC Theme: Thomas Gregory - wear something appropriate to celebrate what he did in 1988. |
| Sunday August 30 | 1364 | Norman Bait-n-Switch, Yellow Summer Stream, and Guest Hare | Food Lion: 4106 Raeford Rd. |
| Sunday August 23 | 1363 | Chestnuts, FahrFromFuken, & Just Mike | Food Lion - 8175 Cliffdale Rd at the corner of Cliffdale and Rim |
| Sunday August 16 | 1362 | Silly Rabbit Dicks are for Chicks, Kindergarten Clot, and Mugafillupagus | Food Lion, 102 S. Reilly Rd. |
| Sunday August 9 | 1361 | Strawberry Shortcock, Pukey Spiece, and Just Erika | Food Lion: 3020 Hope Mills Rd. |
| Sunday August 2 | 1360 | Kneed Me Deeply, Hokie Poke Me, and Chastitty Bonno | Park at BS Jones (2926 Fort Bragg Rd) and walk across the street behind the abandoned pharmacy. On-After: BS Jones |
| Sunday July 26 | 1359 | Stunt Toad the Bent Sprocket, If My Toys Could Talk, and Just Jenae | Home Depot at 2060 Skibo Rd. Drive around to the left and back. |
| Saturday July 25 | 1358.5 | Strawberry Shortcock and Super Secret Mystery Hare | Mott Lake, 1 mile East of Reaford-Vass Rd On-After at Strawberry and All Hands' Place. BYOB |
| Sunday July 19 | 1358 | Aunt Eat Her | Food Lion at Ramsey and Andrews, Fayetteville, NC |
| Sunday July 12 | 1357 | Norman Bait & Switch, Bad Idea, and Harpoontang | 2799 Lake Club Drive, Fayetteville, 28304 Drive to the end of the road and look for hashers. |
| Sunday July 5 | 1356 | Strawberry Shortcock and Just Ryan | Wal-Mart at 7701 S. Raeford Rd., 28304 |
| Sunday June 28 | 1355 | Macho Libre, Twisted Softserve, and Just Crickette | Food Lion at the corner of Rim Rd. and Cliffdale Rd. |
| Sunday June 21 | 1354 | Poison Penis and Shit Clogger | 1800-1899 Jim Johnson Rd., Fayetteville, NC 2th Fairy Memorial Trail ***TIME CHANGE: 1pm. |
| Sunday June 14 | 1353 | Arby's, Hokie Poke Me, and Mystery Hare | Hares' House - 4918 Paulsun Drive, Fayetteville, NC 28304 |
| Sunday June 7 | 1352 | Bless Me Father for I Have Baked and Just Ken | Directions: Go north on bragg blvd past ft bragg, Follow N87 torward sanford, turn left on Vass Rd. About 7 miles out turn right on Sarason Pl. Look for deviants |
| Sunday May 31 | 1351 | Mommy Hatchet, If my Toys could Talk, IUD | Sicily Drop Zone Parking Lot 5th Anal I'm not with Stupid Anymore Hash. |
| Sunday May 24 | 1350 | Toad the Bent Sprocket and NN Teri | Corner of Yadkin and Santa Fe in the shopping center parking lot. |
| Sunday May 10 | 1348 | Mommy Hatchet and Aunt-Eat-Her | Boundary Line Lake aka Carvers Creek Pond on MacArthur Rd. Look for a BROWN sign that says "Boundary Line Lake". If north bound it will be just past the McCormick Bridge and Johnson Farm split on MacArthur. Wear your best Kitchen apron. |
| Sunday May 3 | 1347 | Trail this week will be eqi-distant between Gander Mtn, Fat Daddys, and Rooms to go. in a parking lot, on Skibo and Campground | |
| Saturday April 25 | 1346 | 25th Analversary Campout | |
| Sunday April 19 | 1345 | Strap a Pair of D's to Me and Fahrfromfuken | 102 N. Reilly Road Food Lion on the corner of Morganton Rd. and N. Reilly Rd. |
| Sunday April 12 | 1344 | Toad the Bent Sprocket, Bad Idea, and NN Luka | 170 Sandalwood Dr., Spring Lake, NC 28390 Look for chalk marks for the turns starting at Nursery Rd. in Spring Lake. |
| Sunday April 5 | 1343 | Strawberry Short Cock and Just Alanna | Texas Pond off of Honeycutt Road. Brina a DRY BAG!!! |
| Sunday March 29 | 1342 | ViV and Just 3 Miles | 13 Lake Club Drive, Fayetteville, NC Meet up is at the old swimming pool at the Briarwood Hills Lake Club. |
| Sunday March 22 | 1341 | Aunteater and Toys | GREEN DRESS!!! Cedarwood Shopping Center on Hwy 210 Spring Lake |
| Sunday March 15 | 1340 | I See White People and NN Paul | Cliffdale Plaza near Captain Jerry's seafood, 6900 Cliffdale Rd., Fayetteville, NC |
| Sunday March 8 | 1339 | 3-man Short Straw | Boundary Line Lake, aka Carvers Creek Pond Once on MacArthur Rd. look for a BROWN sign that says "Boundary Line Lake". If north bound it will be just past the McCormick Bridge and Johnson Farm split on MacArthur. |
| Sunday March 1 | 1338 | Short Straw | Boundary Line Lake aka Carvers Creek Pond Once on MacArthur Rd look for a BROWN sign that says "Boundary Line Lake". - If south bound it will be just past the McCormick Bridge and Johnson Farm Rd split on MacArthur |
| Sunday February 22 | 1337 | NN Patrick and His father | North Edgewater Dr. Turn off of Morganton Rd. onto Northview Dr., your first left will be North Edgewater Dr. look for a silver Isuzu Rodeo. This is in the Vanstory Hills Neighborhood. |
| Sunday February 15 | 1336 | Fahrfromfuken, Mommy Hatchet, and a guest hare from SWH3 | Back parking lot of the train station. 427 Hay Street Broken Hearts Trail. Wear a little black dress or all black attire. |
| Sunday February 8 | 1335 | Farfromfuken, Toad the Bent Sproket, and For me to Poop On | 2301 Ramsey Street |
| Sunday February 1 | 1334 | Arrrby's and stunt For me to Poop On | FuBar in Spring Lake |
| Sunday January 25 | 1333 | Dude Where's My Nut and NN Amber | 7072 Fayetteville, Rd. Raeford, NC If you're coming from Fayetteville, Floors to Go will be on the left side of the road. |
| Sunday January 18 | 1332 | American Midol | 5507 Glenrock Dr, Fayetteville, NC Midol Returns!!! |
| Sunday January 11 | 1331 | Ass Booger and Mystery Hare | 7716 Raeford Rd. Strip Mall at Acacia Intersection across from Lake Rim FD #11 |
| Sunday January 4 | 1330 | Short Straw | B.S. Jones |
| Thursday January 1 | 1329 | Fahrfromfuken | Fahrfromfuken's House |
| Sunday December 28 | 1327 | Lego My P-Hole and Dolly Style | Rowan Park Look for the Blue Whale! |
| Sunday December 21 | 1326 | If These Toys Could Talk, Toad the Bent Sprocket, and a Mystery Hare. | Shopping Center near the intersection of Bonanza and SantaFe (just off Yadkin Rd). |
| Sunday December 14 | 1325 | Wing Whore & Mystery Hare | Empty parking lot on the corner of George Owens Rd. and Hope Mills Rd. Richard Simmons Tippy Cup Hash |
| Sunday November 30 | 1323 | Strawberry Shortcock and Trashy Transvestite | Raeford Rd Walmart 7701 S Raeford Rd Happy half hour at 2 pm, hares away at 2:30 |
| Sunday November 23 | 1322 | Lego My P-Hole, On A Scale of 1-10 Urin*8, Just Stubbz | Casa de Lego, Urin*8 and Hoffa~ 4621 Nix Rd Mapquest it bitches. Happy Half hour at 2, Hares away at 2:30. |
| Sunday November 16 | 1321 | Stump Slayre | Train Station on Hay St (Behind Subway) Trail will be $10 to raise money for Stump's pool. Also bring additional money to buy jello shots for $1/shot. Gather at 2, hares away at 2:30. |
| Sunday November 2 | 1320 | Trashy Transvestite and Sewer Sucker | Boone Trail Center Shopping Mall (Boone trail and Owen Drive) Meet at the side of the pet store (farthest end from Owen Dr). Happy Half hour at 2, Hares away at 2:30. |
| Saturday October 25 | 1319 | Catch Her In The Eye and Just Dan | abandoned farm house off Nursery Road in Spring Lake. Follow true trail signs Call All Hands for further d-erections or check the yahoo groups/Myspace page (440) 915-1706 |
| Sunday October 19 | 1318 | Dropkick Smurfy and FahrFromFuken | BS Jones, 2926 Ft. Bragg Rd. Gather at 2pm, hares away at 2;30pm, pack away at 2:45 pm. Bring $5, Prom Rego and Money, Virgins, dry bag |
| Sunday October 12 | 1317 | 2 retarded kids in padded helmets | Harbour Freight Tools 1330 Clinton Rd. (A-B) 5 bucks, time meet at 2pm, hares away at 2:30pm, pack away at 2:45pm. This trail is supposed to be retarded, so dress accordingly |
| Saturday October 4 | 1316 | God | Diddys Dads House, 460 Belvin Maynard Rd., Harrells, NC 28444 It's Trash Floats bitches....Register soon to get the $35 dollar price, otherwise it's $55 day of. |
| Sunday September 28 | 1315 | He's a Lesbian and Just Chad | Holiday Inn Bordeaux 1707 Owen Drive Gather at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, pack away at 2:45pm. Bring $5, virgins, floats rego money. |
| Sunday September 21 | 1314 | Dildo Man and Just Alicia | Paraclete SkyVenture, 190 Paraclete Dr., Raeford, NC (just off of Raeford Rd, on your way into Raeford) Gather at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, pack away at 2:45pm. Bring $5, virgins, Floats rego and money |
| Sunday September 14 | 1313 | FahrFromFuken | The New Life Thift Store on the corner of Morganton Rd. and Reilly Rd., 101 S. Reily Rd. Gather at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, Pack Away 2:45 pm, bring $5, virgins, dry bag, and other stuff |
| Sunday September 7 | 1312 | Strap-a-pair of D's to me and DWI | 917 B Laurel St., Fayetteville, NC Zombie Themed Trail, dress up all spooky and shit. Bring $5, rego for Trash Floats. Gather at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, Pack away 2:45pm |
| Sunday August 31 | 1311 | Dude! Where's My Nut and Just Ashley | 2225 Turnpike Rd., Raeford, NC (Also Known as Strawberry Shortcocks House) Gather at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, Pack away at 2:45pm |
| Sunday August 24 | 1310 | FahrFromFuken and Just Em | Food Lion and Cliffdale and Rim Gather at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, pack away at 2:45pm....Bring Trash Floats Money and Rego |
| Sunday August 17 | 1309 | Dolly Style | Hudson Bay Seafood/Tokay Post Office on Ramsey St. (Skibo to Ramsey / Right on Ramsey / Left into Hudson Bay / I believe the Rd. is Eastwood Dr. Theme: Dress Glamourish (Elton John in Tommy as the Pinball Wizard) Big Shades/Boas/Glitter/Eyeliner/Pink Things....Hash Cash Five Bucks, Gather at 2pm, Hares away PROMPTLY at 2:30pm, Pack away at 2:45 pm. |
| Sunday August 10 | 1308 | Ass Booger | Food Lion at Cliffdale Rd and Rim Rd. 2pm Happy Half Hour, 2:30 hares away, 2:45 pack away....be on time or be left. |
| Sunday August 3 | 1307 | Urin8 | Harris Teeter on Raeford Rd. 5 bucks, 2pm Happy Hour, 2:30pm Hares Away, Pack to follow shortly, bring Trash Floats Rego Money |
| Sunday July 27 | 1306 | All Hands on Clit, Just Ryan, and maybe another no name | ackson Auto Glass in Raeford~ 2246 Fayetteville Rd (AKA Raeford Rd) D-Erections~ From Fayetteville take Raeford Rd towards Raeford.... Keep going straight when the road becomes one lane. After a few miles you'll see Virgil's on the left and a blue auto place on the right.... Just past that going down the hill Jackson Auto Glass will be on your left hand side... It's fenced in but we have permission to park in the grassy area just before it. Call if you get confused....TIme~ 2 pm Happy Yucca Half Hour, 2:30 drunk hares away, 2:45 drunk pack away! |
| Sunday July 20 | 1305 | Sextion 8 | Lucky's Bar and Grill on Ramsey St... Can't seem to find the address for that BUT it's in the same parking lot as the Ruby Tueday's and thier address is 3660 Ramsey St. Trail this weekend will be a themed trail~ The theme will be "The Man On The Moon" since this is the day that man first set foot on the moon.... and then of course played golf b/c what else is MAN good for?? Haha. Wear your moon shoes, space helmets and anything else that reminds you of the moon. It is also Sextion8's birthday hash so cum out and tell him happy birthday...Happy half hour 2pm, Hares away 2:30, pack away 2:45 |
| Sunday July 13 | 1304 | Lego and Just Ann | Old Winn Dixie at the corner of Santa Fe and Yadkin.... Time~ 2 pm happy half hour (we will have beer!!!) 2:30 hares away. NOTES~ THIS IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE POLICE STATION>>>> PLEASE BRING A VESSEL FOR YOUR TASTY ADULT BEVERAGE. |
| Sunday July 6 | 1303 | Aunt Eat Her, Pink Snake In Your Endo, and Scroterade | Tom's Pro Shop, 2212 Lillington Hwy (210) Aunt Eat Hers Birthday Hash!!! Blue bldg on right past Wal-mart on 210 on your way out of Spring Lake. Make sure bring Dry Bags & it should be A to A. It should be FUN!!! Bring party Hats & CUM ready 2 CELEBRATE!!! Xtra special BEER STOPS!!! Gather at 2pm, Hares away at 2:30pm, Pack away at 2:45pm |
| Sunday June 29 | 1302 | Hillary Rodehim and.. umm.... Earshot? or Taste?? | Abandoned shopping center at Raeford and Scotland Rd behind Wachovia.. address is 4549 Raeford Rd... Bring~ Five dollars, dry bags, virgins, any Hillary 2008 signs you see along the way to trail!! |
| Sunday June 22 | 1301 | Dropkick Smurfy and Just Tracy | Sammio's 3057 N Main St, Hope Mills (across from the Wal Mart) |
| Friday June 13 | 1300 | Stump Slayre and Strawberry Shortcock (spooky Trail), Wet Paperback and Gaydar (Official 1300 trail), FahrFromFuken (Naked Trail), Someone without a hangover (fatboy trail) | 317 Bostic Rd., Raeford, NC 28376 1300 Campout Weekend. |
| Thursday October 13 | 13 | Hares: Strawberry Shortcock and Bulls Deep | Location: The Walmart at Raeford Rd. and Gillis Hill Rd. Meet in the parking lot, near the ABC store. Cum one, cum all to the next Fayetteville F00L Moon, this THURSDAY, Oct. 13th. Trail is going to be Trash style this time for our prodigal son, FahrFromFuken. This means shiggy and lots of it. Hares: Strawberry Shortcock and Bulls Deep Time: Gather 6:30pm, hares away at 7. What to bring: A flashlight or headlamp (or you will die, and I'm not calling your mom), a vessel, $5 hash cash and per the hares, a motherfuckin' dry bag, this shit is going to be wet!!! Trail will be A to B. On After: Crazy D's |
| Sunday June 8 | 1299 | Mommy Hatchet, Just Tony, and a possible Mystery Hare | Food Lion at the corner of Raeford Rd (401) and Rayconda Rd. 4th Anal "I'm not with Stupid Anymore" Divrorce Hash. Men wear your Ranger Panties and make Mommy drool!!! |
| Sunday June 1 | 1298 | Lego My P-Hole and Just Rob | Fat Daddy's @ the corner of Skibo Rd and Campground Rd. |
| Sunday May 25 | 1297 | Dropkick Smurfy and I See White People | Crimson Clover Pirates and Ninja Hash |
| Sunday May 18 | 1296 | Strawberry Shortcock and All Hands on Clit | Shorty and All Hands house |
| Sunday May 11 | 1295 | FahrFromFuken | Corner of Morganton Rd. and Bonanza Dr. |
| Sunday May 4 | 1294 | Aunt Eat Her and Just The Nick | BFE |
| Sunday April 27 | 1293 | Dolly Style and Wanker Quazar | Mazerick Park |
| Sunday April 20 | 1292 | Lego my Pee Hole | Morganton and Reilly Rd |
| Sunday April 13 | 1291 | Gaydar and TBA | Food Lion on the corner of Cliffdale and Rim Rd. |
| Sunday April 6 | 1290 | VIV, Just 3 Miles | Rowan Park, W. Rowan St and Woodside Ave Part 2 of a 2 part battle of the hares! Vote for the best trail today! |
| Sunday March 30 | 1289 | Dropkick Smurphy | Rowan Park, W. Rowan St and Woodside Ave Part 1 of a 2 part battle of the hares! Must be there to vote |
| Sunday March 23 | 1288 | Aunt Eat Her and Pukey Spice | Urban Warrior Dojo 6757 Ramsey Street, across from the Good Year Plant Easter hash! Bring your easter baskets to find special treats on trail |
| Sunday March 16 | 1287 | Super Secret Out of Town Hair | Train Station on Hay St Behind Subway Restaurant |
| Saturday March 15 | 1286 | No Hares | Edward Mentor/Mendoza Park CTrH3 BEER Mile Start:3pm |
| Sunday March 9 | 1285 | Dolly Style | Carpet Store behind Pricillas Sycamore Dairy |
| Sunday March 2 | 1284 | Dropkick Smurfy | Food Lion 2998 Hope Mills Rd Corner of Camden and Hope Mills |
| Sunday February 24 | 1283 | Unknown | Uhh - What? |
| Sunday February 17 | 1282 | Ear Shot, Midget Porn | IGA 600 Cedar Creek Rd |
| Thursday February 14 | 1281 | Gaydar, I See White People, and Just Jade | in the very near vicinity of Secrets, (Bragg Blvd and Blue St) 7 PM gather, See Additional Information Here! |
| Sunday February 10 | 1280 | Trashy Transvestite, Dude! Wheres My Nut? | Corner of Owen Drive and Village Drive Bordeaux shopping center. (at the Eifel tower) |
| Sunday February 3 | 1279 | Sex-tion 8 | Goody's, 1748 Skibo Rd Gather at 1:30, Hares Away at 2. Sex-tions last Trash Trail |
| Sunday January 27 | 1278 | Udder Sucker | Arnette Park 2165 Wilmington Hwy... 2pm |
| Sunday January 20 | 1277 | Dropkick Smurphy | Food Lion 3037 Legion Road (near Black and Decker Road) |
| Sunday January 13 | 1276 | Indie Anus Jones | Aviators Grill and Pub Raeford airport, 155 Airport Dr, Raeford |
| Sunday January 6 | 1275 | St.Ump Slayre, Mommy Hatchet | Fat Daddys Bring EXTRA MONEY AND ID there will be pub stops along the way so if you want something other than beer bring yo money! And Virgins. dry bag not needed since it should be an asphalt trail |
| Tuesday January 1 | 1274 | Aunt Eat Her, Wet Paperback, All Hands On Clit, American Midol, My Name Sucks | Fat Daddys After new year Fat boy trail |
| Sunday December 30 | 1273 | Strawberry Shortcock, Dude! Where's my nut? | Crimson Clover Pub Raeford Rd. |
| Sunday December 23 | 1272 | Bless Me Father For I Have Baked, Just Bobbie | Texas Pond Off of Honeycutt Rd |
| Sunday December 16 | 1271 | Gaydar, Just Duckie | Carolina Rim and Wheel 357 Dunn Rd |
| Sunday December 9 | 1270 | Strawberry Shortcock, Just Nina, Just Michelle | Old Edward McKays Santee Dr |
| Saturday December 1 | 1269 | Strawberry Shortcock, Snore Play | Gateway Inn Prom From Hell, Spring Lake |
| Sunday November 25 | 1268 | Wet Paperback, Easy Bake Oven, Just Michelle | The Clubhouse 425 Bayberry Ct |
| Sunday November 18 | 1267 | Wet Paperback, Aunt Eat-Her | Boundary Line Lake Off of McArthur Rd |
| Sunday November 11 | 1266 | Wet Paperback, Just Marcus, Just Lea | Food Lion Bragg Blvd and Carol St |
| Sunday November 4 | 1265 | Strawberry Shortcock, Just Jim | Floors To Go Raeford Rd |
| Sunday October 28 | 1264 | Wheres My Nuts, UDT | Floors To Go Raeford Rd |
| Sunday October 21 | 1263 | Wet Paperback, Sewer Sucker, Just Jeffe | Texas Lake Off of Honeycutt Rd |
| Sunday October 14 | 1262 | Taste Like Your Brother, Diddy Likes to Fuck My Mouth | Food Lion Strickland Bridge Rd and Fisher Rd |
| Sunday October 7 | 1261 | Strawberry Shortcock, All Hands on Clit | All American Trail Off of Vass Rd. in Raeford |
| Sunday September 30 | 1260 | Ear Shot, Sniffs The Bitches | Roses Shopping Center Eastern Blvd, at Hwy 310 and Hwy 24 |
| Sunday September 23 | 1259 | Trashy Transvestite, Just CJ | Soccer Complex Behind Trace Apartments |
| Sunday September 16 | 1258 | Strawberry Shortcock, Trailer Trash | Mendoza Park Off of 87 in Spring Lake |
| Sunday September 9 | 1257 | Gaydar, Just Tori, Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt | Farmers Rd. And Ramsey |
| Sunday September 2 | 1256 | Strawberry Shortcock, Macho Libre, Gaydar, Just Ben | Wal-Mart Raeford Rd |
| Sunday August 26 | 1255 | Trashy Transvestite, Strawberry Shortcock | Old Hooters McPherson Church Rd |
| Saturday August 11 | 1254 | Taste Like Your Brother, Diddy Likes to Fuck My Mouth | Diddys Daddys in Harrells N.C. Trash Floats |
| Sunday August 12 | 1253 | Mommy Hatchet, Slave Driver, Schlobben Schlongus | Carolina Lakes Subdivision |
| Sunday August 5 | 1252 | Wet Paperback | Food Lion Skibo, Next to Dicks Sporting Goods |
| Sunday July 29 | 1251 | Wet Paperback, Sewer Sucker, 3 Times a Lady | Old Wal-mart Big Lots, Spring Lake |
| Sunday July 22 | 1250 | UDT, Man-E Shovits | Post Office Hope Mills |
| Sunday July 15 | 1249 | Strawberry Shortcock, Here for the Gang Bang, Redbull Gives Me Bling | Corner of Cliffdale and Raeford |
| Sunday July 8 | 1248 | Chef Boy R Dum, Just Dave | Hair Studio 2000 Corner of Ramsey and Sherman |
| Sunday July 1 | 1247 | Chef Boy R Dum, Snore Play, Gaydar | Library Corner of McArthur and Rosehill |
| Sunday June 24 | 1246 | Gaydar | Scotchman on Yadkin Right outside entrance to Base |
| Sunday June 17 | 1245 | Lego my P-Hole, Just Chrispy | Service Merchandise on Ft. Bragg Rd. Accross from Gaslight Plaza |
| Sunday June 10 | 1244 | Taste Like Your Brother, Indie Anus Jones | Arnette Park |
| Sunday June 3 | 1243 | Mommy Hatchet, Deb-U-Cunt, S.A.C.F.A.B. | Corner of Cliffdale and Hoke Loop Rd. |
| Sunday May 27 | 1242 | Lego my PeeHole, Strawberry Shortcock | Old Sam's on Skibo |
| Sunday May 20 | 1241 | Strawberry Shortcock, J Likes to Blow | Claude Lee Rd and Laxy Acres Rd. |
| Sunday May 13 | 1240 | Gaydar, Just Tona | Stump Slayres, 317 Bostic Rd. Cheap Mexican 07 Fat Boy Trail |
| Sunday May 6 | 1239 | Macho Libre,Wet Paperback, Oompa Poopa | Cliffdale Plaza Corner of Cliffdale and Reilly |
| Sunday April 29 | 1238 | UDT , Tuxedo Jesus | Pizza Hut on Raeford Accross from 71st HS |
| Sunday April 22 | 1237 | Gaydar | Corner of McArthur and Rosehill |
| Sunday April 15 | 1236 | Dolly Style, Just Thad, Just Christina | Somewhere Magical |
| Sunday April 8 | 1235 | Trashy Transvestite, Strawberry Shortcock | Corner of Rim and Raeford |
| Sunday April 1 | 1234 | Smoov Opewator, Rack Em and Smack Em | K-Mart in Southern Pines 23rd Trash Analversary |
| Sunday March 25 | 1233 | Trashy Transvestite, Strawberry Shortcock | Corner of Raeford Rd and Jones Mill Rd |
| Sunday March 18 | 1232 | Taste Like Your Brother, Hillary Rodehim | Rowan St. Park GREEN DRESS! |
| Sunday March 11 | 1231 | Taste Like Your Brother, Whores Whisperer, Silence of the Clams | Mendoza Park |
| Sunday March 4 | 1230 | Trashy Transvestite | Trashy and Sewers House |
| Sunday February 25 | 1229 | My Name Sucks, Just Christina | Mazarick Park |
| Sunday February 18 | 1228 | Organ Grinder, Slip-n-Side | Kyotos By Lowes on Ramsey |
| Sunday February 11 | 1227 | Hillary Rodehim | Foodlion Andrews Common |
| Sunday February 4 | 1226 | Dolly Style, Just Scott | Rowan Park |
| Sunday January 28 | 1225 | Trashy Transvestite, Sewer Sucker | Harris Teeter Raeford Rd |
| Sunday January 21 | 1224 | Eunich, Hedge Hog | American Midols House |
| Sunday January 14 | 1223 | Ear Shot, Sniffs the Bitches | Somwhere Magical |
| Sunday January 7 | 1222 | Fahrfrumfuken | Corner of Morganton and Bonanza |
| Regular Sunday Hash | |
| Open Date |