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What your name Be? You got MySpace?

Said to an Affectionate Dog          -- Sphinktor Swim



While Trashy is funny, and I'll laugh at what he Says, I am not, However, going to follow his advice on what to do with my penis.

Trying to explain video game reviews          -- Macho Libre



"You should have sex with a dolphin, because i think it would be awesome. Magical unicorn sex."

          -- Dolly Style



"I slept in my quarter pounder."

          -- Sextion 8



Is that a rape whistle? (Harriett blows whistle) I can fight through that....

          -- Binjo Sniffer



That,s the first time I've seen your dick at room temperature...

          -- Tripple Nipple



Fosters... White boy for 40 (oz)

          -- Spooge Bob Shit Pants



No Shitty, I will not give you a blow job while I am sitting on the toilet...

          -- Scab Ass Rising



Who is puse' - ree - morris?...

          -- Mac Puppy



If salt doesn't make my napkin stick to my beer, will it keep the pages of my porn from sticking together?...

          -- Gag Reflex



Blow Jobs are food!!! They have protein...

          -- CUNT



I'm not above giving rim jobs...

Prom from Hell Circle 2003          -- Unknown Hasher



This has to be the most un-enjoyable thing I've ever done in my life...

          -- Unknown Trash Virgin at circle



I have a good idea, but I'm just a piss-ant...

          -- Fiber Opdick



Hey, I'm smart. I've taken tests...

          -- Willing to learn (AKA Popeye)



I go from zero to whore in a swallow....

          -- Strawberry Snatch Forever



That chick has an ass like a Navajo War Poney....

          -- IUD



Had my hand in my pocket all day, I'm not Crazy, Just feeling Nuts.

Said to Fill Space and Kill time          -- Just Rodney