Deep Thoughts
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| I made myself throw up yesterday...because I wanted to have sex. Said at McDonalds, the morning after Revolution XI -- Kneed Me Deeply I'm so glad Piggys food is too good to throw up. Said after watching Rusty Prick perform a striptease at Revolution XI -- Strawberry Shortcock We embody the Trash without being Trashy. Said while building the cake. -- Macho Libre You know all those times you called me late at night, and I didn't answer? I was busy... hammering down on some Va-jay-jay. (A Trasher, politely breaking up with his lady) -- Anonymous You know what classical theatre needs more of?.... Car Chases! After seeing Sweeney Todd -- St.ump Slayer It flex the second go round, you made it wiggle a little bit, it was nice! From Macho to Toad -- Macho Libre Yeast infected vaginal blood fart Worst insult ever -- Just Alanna "I just found out what if feels like to fail at rape." After getting pepper vodka in the eye -- All Hands On Clit What your name Be? You got MySpace? Said to an Affectionate Dog -- Sphinktor Swim While Trashy is funny, and I'll laugh at what he Says, I am not, However, going to follow his advice on what to do with my penis. Trying to explain video game reviews -- Macho Libre "You should have sex with a dolphin, because i think it would be awesome. Magical unicorn sex." -- Dolly Style "I slept in my quarter pounder." -- Sextion 8 Is that a rape whistle? (Harriett blows whistle) I can fight through that.... -- Binjo Sniffer That,s the first time I've seen your dick at room temperature... -- Tripple Nipple Fosters... White boy for 40 (oz) -- Spooge Bob Shit Pants No Shitty, I will not give you a blow job while I am sitting on the toilet... -- Scab Ass Rising Who is puse' - ree - morris?... -- Mac Puppy If salt doesn't make my napkin stick to my beer, will it keep the pages of my porn from sticking together?... -- Gag Reflex Blow Jobs are food!!! They have protein... -- CUNT I'm not above giving rim jobs... Prom from Hell Circle 2003 -- Unknown Hasher This has to be the most un-enjoyable thing I've ever done in my life... -- Unknown Trash Virgin at circle I have a good idea, but I'm just a piss-ant... -- Fiber Opdick Hey, I'm smart. I've taken tests... -- Willing to learn (AKA Popeye) I go from zero to whore in a swallow.... -- Strawberry Snatch Forever That chick has an ass like a Navajo War Poney.... -- IUD Had my hand in my pocket all day, I'm not Crazy, Just feeling Nuts. Said to Fill Space and Kill time -- Just Rodney |